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(no subject) [May. 8th, 2005|08:57 pm]
Chaos
[mood |angryangry]

I just want to fuck someone up. I don't know why. I just want to fuck someone or someone's day up. Multiple people if possible. I have this stupid fucking cold, it's so fucking boring around here, gas is fucking expensive. While I was at Wal-Mart picking up cough medicine today I just wanted to level the place with everyone inside it. Just fucking kill them all without so much as a second thought. I hate this place and what it's doing to me. I can't stand being away from Tracy.

Why the fuck isn't anyone normal anymore?

Everyone either thinks their a genius, or the only person have ever lost someone that they cared about, or they're a stereotype.

Or they got raped.

Or at least claim to have.

What the FUCK???
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Prom and Art Pictures [Apr. 26th, 2005|01:43 pm]
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[mood |happyhappy]

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Me in my class A's.
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Tracy and I posing at my house.
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On the deck of the ship her prom was on, it was on the Robert E. Lee Riverboat restaurant. We tried to capture the moon in the shot and we did, although not in any real romantic way.
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Bobby and his date Elaina. Bobby's a really good friend from back home and Tracy hooked him up with Elaina a girl that goes to her school.
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Me posing with Bobby, and a hilarious background shot.
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All 4 of us in one shot, obviously.
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Me and my princess. She had prom shoes, I swear, but she put on the flip flops after awhile.


ART by CRITTER!

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Perspective drawing.
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Weezer themed light side dark side deal.
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Ah, my favorite, my zombie mask from my Sr. year of highschol in ceramics. It's my all clay achievement.
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It's Shamtastic! [Apr. 15th, 2005|05:15 pm]
Chaos
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |Eagle Eye Cherry - Save Tonight]

Alright, we had to be there before the asscrack of dawn today and we were. For the detail that is, taking down tents. Well... We got there and stood around for awhile and noticed there were only a few of us around so we wanted to leave. There was a bunch of other people there but none from our group. They got all of us together and told us start taking down tents, so we went to the furthest tent and ducked inside and got our stories straight. Then in twos and threes we slipped off into the woods back to our cars. It was fucking sweet. It was some black ops shit.

We got back to the barracks and slipped in and out while everyone else was doing PT. We changed into civilian clothes and went to IHOP for breakfast. Then to Wal-Mart. Ryle bought me IHOP to pay me back for the Super King Buffet I had bought him before and he got 2 plastic lightsabers at Wal-Mart, a blue one for me to finish the pay back and a purple one for himself. I'm still getting the $120 one, but I have to wait until they come into stock.

After Wal-Mart we went to Fayetteville Technical Community College to look at the honies. Ryle and I walked in with our lightsabers clipped onto our pants. We walked into the little cafe they have and upon sitting down but our sabers on the table like they were handguns or something. We got a lot of funny looks and this one big mean looking black dude came over and talked to us about Star Wars. It was hilarious. He works at Best Buy and was asking us if we knew about the awesome lightsabers.

After we left there we went to the mall for a little bit. I didn't really see anything that interesting. Other than a kids Army costume in KB Toys. It had a little fake helmet right? It had Staff Sgt. rank on it but it was upside down. It was like that on all of them. It was pretty funny to us.

After that we came back on post and just chilled out, then Ryle and I went to see Sin City. That was an awesome movie.

Oh yeah, also at some point during the day the Sgt. in charge of us found out we never showed up, but he didn't give a fuck. Sweetness.

So let's see, 2 weeks of shamming. I have Brigade Staff Duty on Sunday for 24 hours. Then I get Monday off. I'm off Tuesday. Wednesday I guess I'll have to work. Thursday we're having a company picnic or some bullshit, and Friday we're off. Sweetness. I can't believe the recent good fortune.

Running tally of this month's expenditures so far:

Gas - $29.48
3 of those car trader type magazines with cars for sale - $7.43
Movie ticket for Sin City - $6.49

So that's $43.40 so far.
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(no subject) [Apr. 14th, 2005|10:15 pm]
Chaos
[mood |sleepysleepy]
[music |MC Hammer: Pray]

Alright, so yesterday Ryle and I show up to the Special Forces briefing at 5:30 and no one shows up. We were in the right place, huge fucking doormat that says Special Forces Recruiting, and there were like 5 other people that showed up. It was raining. That sucked. Oh well.

I've been looking at a lot of stange phenomena websites lately. I've always been interested in that stuff. I think I want to go ghost hunting with some friends back home and maybe some friends here too sometime. But I'm a chicken, I'd have to have a lot of people with me.

Well, we thought we were done with the detail but no. We got awarded coins for helping out though. They're worthless, really just a gesture, not good for any promotion points or anything. I'll take a photo or two of it and post it.

Anyway, we found out that we have to not only be there but be at the chow tent which is a good 15-20 minute walk from the site, at 5am. So that blows. And then it's back to Bravo Company on Monday and I hear we have a PT test. That's kind of crappy but kind of good. I want to see where I'm at right now, my run should be a lot better. I dunno about my pushups though. Ah well. They said it might be a long day tomorrow, which is not what I wanted to hear.

I went to Best Buy to try and buy the Anakin Skywalker Force FX Lightsaber that I've so desired but they were all out, it sucked. Ah well. I'm going to get some sleep, I need it.
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The Sleeper has Awakened!!! [Apr. 12th, 2005|07:32 pm]
Chaos
[mood |accomplishedaccomplished]
[music |Justin Timberlake and Snoop Dogg: Signs]

Or maybe reawakened. I'm starting to get back to the level of physical fitness I was once in. I just got back from the gym. I did 80 minutes of straight cardio. I did 2 miles on the eliptical bike machine thing but I didn't really like it so I got on the treadmill. I ran 5 miles on it and then walked probably another 2 or so. I dropped 2 lbs of water weight. It felt good though, it felt like all the toxins and bad shit were leaving my body. Ah, zen-ness. I feel like my body's starting to wake the fuck back up though, and that's good. Maybe I will go to Ranger school and SF, maybe, maybe. We'll have to see. I go back to Bravo Company Friday, it's very possible that being there will completely crush all my motivation. I hope not though.

I did a little checking into EArmyU today the army's online college dealy. You have to come to one of their briefings at 10 in the morning Ryle and I found out. That means when I get back to B Co. "Oh Sgt. Moser... Gotta go!" It's like a get out of doing nothing and sitting around stupid free card.

Yeah, I feel all manly now, just wait until the next road march, those always break me off.

That's all for now.

~Matt
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(no subject) [Apr. 11th, 2005|08:23 pm]
Chaos
[mood |cheerfulcheerful]
[music |Nelly Diddy and Murphy Lee: Shake Ya Tailfeather]

This job is kind of like Target all over again. I do a crappy menial job, but at Target I took it to a new respectable level. I could do that here too. Easy. I wonder what would happen if I did, I guess we'll find out. I like Dr. Thunder brand shitty imitation Dr. Pepper. But not as much as Dr. Pepper. At all.
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Just hanging out in the room [Apr. 10th, 2005|06:57 pm]
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Here are more photos. You know, for you EYES.
I love my digital camera.

From the other morning on detail.
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If didn't know they were taken at Ft. Bragg I'd say they're almost pretty.

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TEH RYLE!!!

And finally the pictures of Joe's awesome lightsaber.

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HOW DARE YOU INSULT SUCH HIGH MEMBERS OF THE JEDI COUNCIL!!!
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Just another day [Apr. 9th, 2005|12:21 am]
Chaos
[mood |chipperchipper]
[music |Hillary Duff - Let the Rain Fall Down]

Went out to the detail. Some chick dropped me today with a little help from yours truly. I could tell when all four of them lifted each corner of the stretcher that she was having problems. So when they loaded me onto the bed of the humvee and then she got on and another guy to do the two person carry to spin me sideways and put me on the rails of the humvee, I leaned as hard as I could to her side and she dropped me. It was hilarious. I'm an ass.

Anyway afterwards I went to the gym with one of our new guys and managed to lock most of my shit including all my keys in the locker. I then called Ryle and walked back to the barracks and got a ride to get a pair of bolt cutters. Cut the lock, got my shit. Took the new guy out to help him square away some shit. Came back to the barracks and got Ryle and we went to Super King Buffet and had dinner. Came back and watched some Sealab and Joe showed up.

With a lighsaber!!! He bought one of those Force FX Lightsabers for $120 at Best Buy. It's soooo cool! Makes all kinds of noises and reacts to how you move it. Thinking about getting one. He's getting a motorcyle tomorrow, just up and selling his car and getting a bike. Tomorrow. I plan to go with him after the detail is done with. I also plan on learning to ride it and maybe getting one of my own. We really don't need cars that much here. I'm not sayinig for sure or anything. Just thinking.

Anyway, Joe went home and now I'm just sitting here getting sleepy.

~Matt
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(no subject) [Apr. 7th, 2005|09:58 pm]
Chaos
[mood |accomplishedaccomplished]
[music |Hey Ya: Outkast]

Did my detail thing, it was still sweet, just played a casualty the whole day on a stretcher getting lifted onto the back of a humvee. Afterwards I ran 7 miles. Good nice run. It sucked. That's really about it other than Meyer stopped by and let me know what we're probably doing now that we're not deploying. It seems we're slated to go do the West Point thing helping train cadets for the summer and then we're deploying to Afghanistan around the time of the elections there. So like a 6 month deployment. That's fine with me though.

The longer it's delayed the more time I have to get ready. Plus 6 months is oh so much better than a year to 18 months. Plenty of time to possibly see action and earn my CIB and combat patch. (Combat Infantry Badge). Anyway. That's really about all I got.

~Critter
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Photos in no specific order. [Apr. 5th, 2005|10:04 pm]
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Weird hand picture. Reminds me of this cover of a Superman comic, the one where he dies and he's reaching out towards his adoptive father whose having a heart attack at the same time so they're both death.

Or some shit like that.

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Screwing around with the cameras timer.

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Ryle, the new guy in my squad. I like him.

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When I'm not doing gay Army things, getting my hair cut, eating, or sleeping. I'm doing this in my room.

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Sitting on the back of humvee waiting for shit to get crizackin'.

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Lunch today.

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Me and my whino bag full of water mixed with orange beverage based powder.
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